We’re not supposed to be friends, you and me. We’re meant to be enemies. Did you know that?
(via macavoys)
Why did I chose this lifetime to be born and living in Florida
im going to die
oh this is so exciting. This is exactly how I wanted to die!
(Source: xnadyaly, via slowspinningredemption21)
It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
(via lights-are-stars)
I’ll be over here
Thinking about Tom Hiddleston
In… compromising positions
Dublin
You see, this is what I love about Ireland.
Most people would look at that rock and say; “gosh, that’s a pretty cool rock, I wonder how it stays up like that?”
No. That is not the right way to do things.
The Irish look at that and say; “I’m going to build a house on that fucker.”
(via lights-are-stars)