We’re not supposed to be friends, you and me. We’re meant to be enemies. Did you know that? 

(via macavoys)

(via andsotheseasonschange)

my-chemical-hugs:

lace-up-your-corsets:

m-4ps:

barmandan:

dudeyoujustrescuedapuppy:

Why did I chose this lifetime to be born and living in Florida

im going to die

oh this is so exciting. This is exactly how I wanted to die!

(Source: xnadyaly, via slowspinningredemption21)

hisnamewasphilcoulson:

thefrictionyouneed:

 #Reblogging this again to say #Can you imagine him looking at you like that after going down on you? #YEAH I WENT THERE #Cartwheels

Kitsy leads a Maya Hateration life. 

homosaurus-rex:

It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

(via lights-are-stars)

(Source: plannedparenthood)

(Source: ambivalentme, via fawxytales)

hisnamewasphilcoulson:

I’ll be over here

Thinking about Tom Hiddleston

In… compromising positions

modmad:

thebohemians-rpsody:

Dublin

You see, this is what I love about Ireland.

Most people would look at that rock and say; “gosh, that’s a pretty cool rock, I wonder how it stays up like that?”

No. That is not the right way to do things.

The Irish look at that and say; “I’m going to build a house on that fucker.”

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